A Christmas Story

It was a lonely Christmas,
but I wasn’t alone,
at the Dead Hooker Motel.

It was somewhere south of Pico,
where the city of Los Angeles
stopped giving a shit
about naming streets anymore
and just gave them all numbers.

My pussy was poppered up
and trembling like a shitting dog.
I heard the desk clerk say “damn, bitch”
as he used his key to open the door,
Then he fucked me too.

The walls were stained,
The mattress creaked,
We humped and pumped
in a heated frenzy;
and when I left, I leaked.

Posted at at December 27, 2018 on Thursday, December 27, 2018 by |   | Filed under:

Meh, it’s LA. You don’t need a pool to impress me. I’d be like “ooooo, this bitch has a YARD.”

If I get any last minute offers to meet your parents for the holidays my favorite thing to eat on Christmas is Xanax.

Posted at at December 24, 2018 on Monday, December 24, 2018 by |   | Filed under:

Renascence

"How do you like living in Los Angeles?"

"Uh... well. I didn't think I was going to be your Uber driver when I grew up. But when I look at the smoldering ruins of the life I left behind, I suppose this is a blessing."

Posted at at December 18, 2018 on Tuesday, December 18, 2018 by |   | Filed under:

Where in the World is ...


Posted at at December 09, 2018 on Sunday, December 9, 2018 by |   | Filed under:

Loud Places

I go to loud places to search for someone
To be quiet with who will take me home
You go to loud places to find someone who
Will take you higher than I took you
Didn't I take you to higher places you can't reach without me?
Reach without me?
I feel music in your heights
I have never reached such heights
I go to those places where we used to go
They seem so quiet now
I'm here, all alone
You go to new places with I don't know who
And I don't know how to follow you
Higher
I take you higher and I’ll take you
Didn’t I take you higher?
I take you higher
I take you higher and I take you
Didn’t I take you higher?
Didn't I take you to higher places you can't reach without me?
Reach without me
I feel music in your heights
I have never reached such heights
Oh
I feel music in your heights
I have never reached such heights
I feel music in your heights
I have never reached such heights
You're in ecstasy without me
When you come down
I won't be around

— Jamie xx “Loud Places”

Posted at at December 01, 2018 on Saturday, December 1, 2018 by |   | Filed under: